#1 Bidet Attachment

Bummy bidet attachment
  • Pleasant water temperature

  • Does not require electricity

  • Easy installation

  • Attachable to existing toilets

  • Easy to use


"Where has this thing been my entire life?"

This award winning bidet attachment is a must-have addition for every toilet. Take care of your health, environment and toilet paper expenses all at once. Bummy is non electric, and easy to use. After a 10 minute installation process, you're ready to wash the poo away.

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HOW IT WORKS!



After a simple installation process (really even a 10-year old can do it) you're ready to go.


Step 1

 Put your bum to work. Don't be shy - everybody poops.

Step 2

Adjust the pressure to your liking, and...

Step 3

Try not to get to excited, people might think you're weird



The

United State(s)

of toilet paper



Each year on average,

 Americans use:


 100 rolls

 of TP per person


 Adding up to

 36.5 billion rolls

 nationwide



All that paper

production takes:


15 million trees

worth of pulp and


437 bilion gallons

of water



Sparing the square

is a small thing

but it sure adds up

to help our planet


SAVE YOUR BUM


Best way to keep out hemmorhoids and UTIs is to splash that backside.

SAVE YOUR MONEY


1-2 toilet paper rolls per week equals to 1200$ per year.


SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT

We flush 27,000 trees down the drain every day. Wash, Don't Wipe!

SAVE YOUR TIME

Everyone can install Bummy.
It's as(s) easy as number 2.

The
United State(s)
of toilet paper

Each year on average, Americans use:


 100 rolls

 of TP per person

 Adding up to 


36.5 billion rolls nationwide

All that paper production takes:


 15 million trees worth of pulp and


 437 billion gallons of water

Sparing the squareis a small thing

but it sure adds up to help our planet

SAVE YOUR BUM


Best way to keep out hemmorhoids and UTIs is to splash that backside.

SAVE YOUR MONEY


1-2 toilet paper rolls per week equals to 1200$ per year.


SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT


We flush 27,000 trees down the drain every day. Wash, Don't Wipe!

SAVE YOUR TIME


Everyone can install Bummy.
It's as(s) easy as number 2.

SAVE THE PLANET


We flush 27.000 trees down the drain every day. 

SAVE YOUR TIME


Everyone can install Bummy.


SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT

We flush 27,000 trees down the drain every day. Wash, Don't Wipe!

SAVE YOUR TIME

Everyone can install Bummy.
It's as(s) easy as number 2.

Take care of your behind


Wiping with dry paper or wet wipes contributes to the 30 million annual cases of hemorrhoids, UTIs, yeast infections, anal fissures, anal itching etc.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Where does the water come from? Isn't it dirty toilet water?

No, it's not toilet water! Bummy gets water straight from your water source (the same water you brush your teeth with).

Does Bummy require electricity?

Nope! Bummy is super eco-friendly and it sprays your bum using water pressure.

Can I use Bummy to wash my lady parts?

Bummy is 2 in 1 bidet, it has a function after you" number 2" and even more special one designed for females. The splash is more subtle and it's directed more to the front. Femine Wash feature it great for staying fresh during your period or for washing up pre and post sex. We have seen time and time again that this magical splash is an effective way to prevent UTIs. 

Aren't wet wipes just as good as a bidet?

Not at all. Yes they are more accessible, but what the wipe manufacturers don't want you to know is that chronic use leads to significant skin breakdown and increased sensitivity, irritation, cracking and fissures which also can provoke an occurrence of anal condyloma (aka anal warts) in HPV positive individuals. Most people use these wipes, and move on to their day, but the moisture that is left behind is a dish for colonization of bacteria responsible for these outbreaks. Wipes also have an incredibly detrimental effect on both the environment and plumbing systems, giving you another reason to bidet your bum with Bummy. 

How does the water get hooked up to the Bummy?

It's really easy! Simply connect the adapter provided in the box to Bummy and to the water supply that fills your toilet tank. The included hose will connect the adapter to the Bummy. There is no electrical hook-up, it's pressure based, all you need to do is turn the knob and water will come out like bum washin' magic! Takes 10 mins to install on standard toilets!

Where can I find installation instructions?

The manual and all the necessary components are included in the box. Don't worry, there are pictures. It's basically like IKEA - but faster.

What are Bummy's measurements?


Also: The mounting points you see on the picture (the circular ones) are adjustable, so you can fit Bummy pretty much on every toilet.

Will Bummy fit on my toilet?

Bummy fits on all standard two piece toilets and SOME one piece toilets. Bummy needs space to sit beneath the toilet seat in front of the tank. You should also be sure that you have easy access to the water supply hose behind your toilet, so you can run the water hose (included in the box!) to Bummy. If you're still not sure, shoot as a message at bummybidet@gmail.com with pictures.

About us

Believe it or not, Bummy was created by real poopers - for poopers. We came to conclusion that if you do it every day, you might as well do it clean and healthy. It's like choosing a mattress - you do it once and you sleep well for good, you pick Bummy and just like us - you will change the way you do your Throne seats everyday.